destinydiamante:

elliebeanz:

morrison ↓

i’m ……speechless

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ginger-ale-official:

stats:

snirts:

stats:

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

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iswearidonthavedaddyissues:

💕💕💕💕

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thebuttkingpost:

Greek mythology: aren’t the god great they only sexually harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag beetle this week

Norse mythology: dînghïr œne nüt got his name when he killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without Odin’s permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off

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16bithoe:

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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hoefarmer:

kim and lindsay’s friendship on freaks and geeks is more important than james franco will ever be

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snoopingasusualisee:

It’s Time.

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momfricker:

lmaonade:

best tumblr glitch of all time 

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paper-mario-wiki:

catsbeaversandducks:

Father, Daughter And Pets Take The Same Photo For 10 Years

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he didnt move

everyone was too comfortable. he wasnt about to move and risk having them run away, dude.

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